I found this a couple of days ago and needed to share it!
1. Petition Microsoft to make Arminian an actual word so that bloggers ranting about the pros and cons of Armenians don’t sound like complete racists.
2. Create a Stuff Arminians Like blog. Entries could include: love, freedom, and “secretly wondering if we’re not elect.”
3. Three words: Driscoll. Boyd. Cagefight.
4. Instead of the “Gospel Coalition,” we’ll form the “Gospel Welcoming Committee.”
5. Get Roger Olson some thick-rimmed glasses and a pipe and send him to Catalyst.
6. The Calvinists have their own flower, so why shouldn’t Arminians? But instead of TULIP (“total depravity, unconditional election, limited atonement, irresistible grace, and perseverance of the saints”) we’ll adopt the DAISY (depravity of all, atonement for all, inclusion of all, salvation is a gift,you can accept or reject).
7. Start referring to Donald Miller as “Arminian Donald Miller.” (I don’t know if he’s actually an Arminian, but it’s worth a try.)
8. To counter the “young, restless, and Reformed” movement we’ll create the “middle-aged, Arminian, and not-in-the-mood-to-argue ” movement.
9. Start a “I bet we can find 1 million people who don’t want to be predestined to hell” Facebook group.
10. Launch an Arminianism Awareness Day to address some of the common misconceptions about Arminians—that we think grace is earned, that we have a “man-centered” theology, that we’re all dispensationalists, that just because we lost that one argument with our Calvinist roommate back in 2003 we’re always wrong.
11. Calvinists make T-shirts that say “Jonathan Edwards is my homeboy.” Arminians can make T-shirts that say “Arminius is my homeboy…but not in such a way that I uncritically accept everything he teaches” (because we’re nuanced like that).
12. Keep talking about how real love requires freedom while extending kindness and grace to those with whom we disagree…because living your theology is more important than arguing it.
I found this list on Michael Bird's blog who borrowed it from Rachel Held Evans. Picture Mine
A cagefight between Driscoll and Boyd just woudn't be fair.
ReplyDelete#11 cracked me up. Good work. >:P
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